San Jose, CA: the self-appointed Capital of Silicon Valley. |
TOP TEN REASONS TO LIVE IN SAN JOSE:
10. The weather. It's 80 degrees under blues skies today. And every other day. Think of all the time you'll save not having to pay attention to a weather report between March and October.
9. The word "Garage Sale" is now obsolete (that's so 1.0) - you will now be able to purchase the same useless knick-knacks from your neighbor, and tell everyone you bought them at an "Estate Sale."
8. Conveniently located world-class theatre, museums and fine dining - just 50 miles north in San Francisco.
7. Speeding tickets no longer issued in the city of San Jose - budget problems have forced dismissal of entire police force.
6. Don't worry about residents rioting or looting after local NHL team loses in the Stanley Cup Finals - the Sharks have never even APPEARED in the Stanley Cup Finals.
5. Did we mention the weather?
4. Never know when you'll walk into a local watering hole and go home with the latest prototype of the new Apple iPhone™.
3. Drive-up medical marijuana co-ops conveniently located on every corner.
2. Worried about your inability to write well or properly speak English? Never a problem in San Jose!
1. "Dude, what an awesome day! Let's score some weed and check out the Estate Sales."
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